still butt ugly and slow as hell

I agree with cioxx; by most definitions, Freeware stops being Freeware when you have to pay for it.

Jungle Disk isn't Freeware.

fwiw, I made an S3 bucket icon.

This beta is now discontinued, replaced by the $20 ("introductory price") JungleDiskMonitor:

http://osx.iusethis.com/app/junglediskmonitor

Much improved since launch.